Dyson reLated Products
Here at BSE we are proud to be working with our local James Dyson BSE. We are operating as a subcontracted subsiduary under Special License on a number of Top Secret Dyson Development Projects aimed at product improvement and revolutionary New Stuff.
All these new and revolutionary products are fully reBranded under the BSE Dysone Branding Label, a label you can really trust, just as much as the original.
On this page you will discover some of the exciting ReBranded and Dyson related products which are already available to order from us here by emailing the banjostanley.com hotline email address.
DYSON DIRT BAG
ARE YOU FED UP WITH THE DIRT, DUST AND MESS ASSOCIATED WITH YOUR DYSON HOOVER?
Do you hate it when you have to empty your "clear bin" that isn't so clear any more?
And then when you are emptying the CLEAR BIN, it all ends up accidentally spilling back on the floor in a massive cloud of filth?
Here at Banjo Stanley Enterprises we have come up with a REVOLUTIONARY new IDEA.
AND WE ARE CALLING IT THE DYSON HOOVER DIRT BAG!!!!
SIMPLY FIT THE DYSON DIRT BAG into the DYSON "CLEAR BIN", and hey Presto! No more horrid dirt and filth to look at anymore.
No more washing out the CLEAR BIN, JUST FOR IT TO BECOME THE "filthy bin" again after 2 seconds hoovering.
And then when the bag is full, just lift it out of the Dyson and drop it straight into the bin and fit another bag.
Easy and simple. No more digustingness.
To order you some DYSON DIRT BAGS, please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org, or use the online shopping feature if its working.
Price is 25.00 gbp for a pack of 5.
The DYson Dirt Bag is a GENUINE rebranded product from Banjo Stanley Enterprises.
*You will need to adapt the Dyson Dirt Bag to fit your Dyson Bagless Hoover as it is a "concept" BAG.
Terms and conditions of sale apply. Please go to banjostanley.com for details. e&oe
The Banjo Stanley Bagless Clear Bin
You must have noticed how there are so many Dead Dysons down at the dump, especially compared to the number of Dead Rolexes or Dead Italian made Coffee Machines (eg Gucci's) or other quality, well made products that last and hold their value. Whats to do???
THE MEETING OF MINDS
James and Banjo put their heads together over a pot of well made Italian espresso coffee and came up with this brilliant idea.
1) To reuse and recycle Dead Dysons.
2) To continue on the Bagless Clear Bin Concept.
3) To bring to market something completely New and Exciting.
4) To sell more rubbish.
BSE is proud to launch;
THE COMPLETELY CLEAR BAGLESS BIN.
RENAMED THE TUMBLER at BSE headquarters by Banjo Stanley himself,
The TUMBLER is a rubbish bin with a difference.
Designed to show off your rubbish by being clearly transparent and visible, The TUMBLER falls over!!!!!
As part of its unique CONCEPT the TUMBLER is super easy to 'accidentally' knock over.
The Clear Bin is simply balanced on the Yellow Base Station, so that the slightest bump will send it 'TUMBLING'!!!
Now why, you may ask, would you design a Concept Bin so that it actually falls over easily?
Revolutionary NEW BANJO STANLEY REbranded product;
TIRED OF ALL THOSE POTIONS AND LOTIONS FOR WASHING YOURSELF?
Not sure which product to use on which part of you?
Forget all those plastic bottles of liquids always falling over, spilling and filling up your recycle bin.
BSE have designed a new concept label for a NEW PRODUCT!
SOLID SOAP, yes you heard it right. no more spills or un necessary packaging.
Solid soap can go wherever you go with the minimum of fuss. No MORE spills.
Can be used to wash almost anything; people, clothing, hair etc.
Anything dirty, clean it with SOAP BAR.
SOAP BAR COST OF 22.00GPB for a twin pack.